Thursday, 24 December 2015

Is the Midlands the best place to live if you are a Swinger?

Notwithstanding the fact that if you live in the Midlands you can get virtually anywhere in the UK easier than if you live elsewhere, it seems that the Midlands is also blessed to have the two most popular and progressive Swingers Clubs in the whole of the UK. The best news of all though is that they are both completely different to each other and so not in any way local competitors.

Swinging may never become truly mainstream in the United Kingdom, but our society today is much more liberal than at any time in its history as more and more Swingers Clubs are opening across the country. This ever expanding choice is no bad thing and it does provide more choice, but it appears that just as many Clubs are failing as are succeeding and in a market that is already fairly narrow in appeal, it takes something fairly special to make a club really successful.

The Swingrs Team recently undertook a trip to the Midlands with the purpose of taking a more analytical view of two popular Swingers Clubs. Both of these Clubs have huge numbers of loyal patrons who claim that these are the best two Clubs in the whole of the United Kingdom. These are our thoughts…

Chameleons Club in Darlaston (Junction 10, M6) has been around for a while now and it has a great and well-deserved reputation for being one of the best Swingers Club in the UK. The Club is open 7 days a week and has days/nights that cater exclusively for couples (Saturdays), bisexuals (Mondays) and there is even a naked night on a Tuesday where modesty gets left behind at the front desk. Most days, the Club opens mid-afternoon and stays open until late and there are rarely days when it is not busy. If you are travelling from outside the local area, the Club has rooms available on site to rent and all rooms have a comfortable bed and en suite facilities, but be prepared to book ahead – this is a popular option and the rooms do get booked a long time in advance, in particular when big events have been advertised.

One of the hot tubs at Chameleons
Chameleons is what is known as a dress down Club. This means that when you arrive, you dress down into a towel, sexy underwear (or shorts) or into the theme of the evening. No-one wanders around the club in street clothing, it is underwear, shorts, a towel or even naked! The Club’s lower floor comprises a bar and socialising area along with two very large hot tubs. The first floor has a steam room, more social areas, a cinema and a number of private lockable (as well as open) rooms whilst the top floor features a number of newly renovated play rooms as well as a small dungeon room.

Our experiences of this Club have been overwhelmingly positive. It is a very easy going and safe environment where sexy fun may not be guaranteed, but a fun and relaxing time in a sexy environment invariably is. Being a dress down Club and fairly intimate in its layout, those who are ready to play and who hook up with like-minded people can have the time of their lives – and many do!

Elsewhere in the Midland is the town of West Bromwich and right there on the High Street is a Swingers Club called Xtasia. In recent years, this club has seen a revolution in ideas and concepts under the stewardship of its new owners. Xtasia is one of the longest standing Clubs in the UK, but for those who have not been for a few years – the transformation has been remarkable. Club Xtasia is actually a fully licensed nightclub complete with dance floor, high end sound system and fabulous lighting. The Club owners have also recently acquired the pub that was next door to Xtasia and they have now created a gated environment that caters for Swingers as well as lovers of the Fet life.

Xtasia "Guest Star" DJ - in front of 400+ Swinging party goers
The reason that Chameleons and Xtasia are not competitors is that they each offer an entirely different experience. Whereas Chameleons is very much a dressed down, chilled out experience (with sex immediately on hand for those ready to go) Xtasia provides for a Nightclub experience with a highly sexually charged atmosphere. One Saturday night in October 2015, Xtasia had more than 600 people in attendance for a major event that had the rafters lifted and the walls shaking. Guest DJ’s who are nationally recognised occasionally feature and the dress code means that the Club goers always arrive looking the part because jeans and trainers are simply not permitted.  It might be expected that a Nightclub theme might attract nightclub prices at the bar, but this is not the case, a double spirit with a mixer is a very reasonable £5.

As well as the fabulous dance floor area there are also plenty of other areas to explore within Xtasia including a cinema, Jacuzzi, attic dogging area, play rooms and a cool down chill out zone. The new owners of Xtasia have raised the bar in respect of successfully organising truly imaginative and successful events that attract ever greater numbers of sexy Swingers. It may not offer the dress down, instant contact opportunities that area available nearby in Chameleons, but why look to compete with something that is already very successful in that respect anyway?

Xtasia foam party
Club Xtasia is successful because the new owners have built and are still developing a sexual utopia that caters for all and which is centered around a large and well equipped dance floor. In 2016, look out for events already advertised that include stomping rave nights (DPraved) with “named” guest DJ’s, outrageous foam parties and the new kinkster special “Freakers Ball” that kicks off in March. For the out of towner, don’t despair, right next door to Xtasia is a Premier Inn and if you book ahead, you can get nights for just £35 per night. Fortunately, Xtasia help you plan your nights by publishing their calendar of events a whole year ahead so we can all enjoy these outstanding nights.

In summary then, the Midlands has two truly exceptional Swingers venues and both are probably the best at what they each do, without actually being in competition with each other. In that respect, the Midlands probably IS the best place to live if you are a Swinger, but fortunately for the rest of us, both of these Clubs have inexpensive hotels on-site or literally next door. 

Both of these Clubs, like all in the UK are members only and the owners of both venues require that anyone planning to attend telephones the Club beforehand and checks the membership requirements.

Xtasia: http://www.xtasia.co.uk/ Tel 07850 236 053


Chameleons: http://www.chameleons.cc/ Tel 0121 568 6117

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